(footsteps echoing)
♪ I'm sitting in a railway station ♪
♪ Got a ticket for my destination ♪
♪ Oh... oh...
♪ On a tour of one-night stands ♪
♪ My suitcase and guitar in hand ♪
BOTH: ♪ And every stop is neatly planned ♪
♪ For a poet and a one-man band ♪
♪ This wave...
♪ Wave...
♪ Is stringing us along
♪ Along
♪ Just know you're not alone
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home ♪
♪ Every day's an endless stream ♪
♪ Of cigarettes and magazines
♪ Oh, oh-oh
♪ And each town looks the same to me ♪
♪ The movies and the factories
♪ And every stranger's face I see ♪
♪ Reminds me that I long to be
♪ The trouble, it might drag you down ♪
♪ If you get lost, you can always be found ♪
♪ Just know you're not alone
♪ Know you're not alone
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
♪ Know you're not alone
♪ Where my music's playing
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make ♪
♪ Make this place our home
♪ Ah... ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah...
♪ Know you're not alone
♪ Ah... ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah. ♪
Home for the holidays...
just like we promised.
Guys, I-I...
Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass.
(Quinn chuckles)
Group hug!
(all chuckle)
(laughing)
Sync & corrections by wilson0804 www.Addic7ed.com
(bell ringing)
MARLEY: When I was seven years old, I had a dream.
It's the first one I actually remember.
I was alone... on a stage
wearing a beautiful dress.
I couldn't see the audience,
but I could feel the full house.
They had all come for one reason: to hear me sing.
And now, thanks to Glee Club, with sectionals this week,
that dream is about to come true.
Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me
a bouquet of kittens at the end.
My dreams are weird.
Mom's doing great with her diet.
She's lost 12 pounds!
I haven't lost quite as much,
but I'm pretty sure I can see a difference.
I'm not letting up until after sectionals, though.
I've got to look my best up there.
I just want to be great for all of them.
I can feel how much they're depending on me.
I can't let them down.
Especially them.
The pressure is on, Marley Rose,
and it's like Mom always says...
Don't blow it.
PUCK: So I said, "You girls are gonna need another cup."
(laughter)
Yeah, but, guys, I'd like to propose a toast:
To almost all of us keeping our promise
to come home for Thanksgiving.
Cheers! Cheers!
Here's to us.
Has anybody heard from Rachel or Kurt?
No. I know Blaine's been
texting him, but Kurt won't text back.
Well, Rachel e-mailed me. She said she's not really sure
what she's doing for the holidays yet.
I'm sorry about what went down with the two of you.
No, it's cool. It's for the best.
Well, I think that it's sweet
that you and Rachel keep in touch, Quinn.
Well, she basically e-mails me every other week
to remind me that I still haven't used
the train ticket that she gave me.
I'm just, I'm trying to keep straight A's.
And I just got tapped to be in
the only female secret society at Yale.
Former members: Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Beals.
You go, girl. (all chuckle)
Well, I, for one, would love
to talk about everybody that is here.
I have a favor to ask.
(bell ringing)
All right, do you realize, standing before you are legends?
(cheers and applause)
Any single one of these guys could be.
President of the United States one day.
I don't know about that. And lucky for us,
they've agreed to help us...
Hang with the new chumps and see if some of
our sheer awesomeness doesn't rub off on you.
It will.
When you hear your name, pair up.
Puck, you're with your brother.
Mike, you're with Ryder.
Marley, you're with Santana.
Kitty, you're with Quinn.
Oh! Wade, Mercedes.
Sashay. Enchanté.
I knew it. Mercedes was cloned.
Now, your mentors are here to help you with whatever you need:
Singing, dancing...
Birth control.
You're so funny and self-deprecating!
We're so much alike!
Wanky.
The worst mistake that we can make
is to underestimate our competition.
The Warblers are ruthless this year.
Don't forget about the Rosedale Mennonites.
Any show choir that can raise a barn in five minutes
deserves mad respect.
Marley and Blaine will handle our duet,
and for the showstopper we're doing "Gangnam Style."
Okay, lumps, let me just say out loud
what everyone here is thinking:
You finally got an okay haircut, you're not doing
that annoying half smirk as much as you used to,
but you're still a idiot. No one in this room
can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit.
That includes your little "Hand-Jive"
that, to me, looked more like a hand...
Is there any way Mr. Shue can come back for this?
Listen to me, we have never lost sectionals before,
and there's no way we're gonna do it under my watch.
We can and we will succeed!
We need an ambitious number with a strong dance element.
That's the Warbler's calling card, and we need to blow them
out of the water. And Mike said he could easily show
one of our guys how to do the dance number. I did?
Crap. I, uh, I kind of forgot to ask you about that.
But one of our guys is gonna have
to take the lead with Brit. So who's it gonna be?
Hello? White Chocolate.
(beatboxing)
MERCEDES: Oh, no, no, no. Um...
(bell ringing)
Hey, I can't believe that we have to dance
for this guy who's getting trained
at the Joffrey Ballet School.
He's gonna think I'm special needs.
Listen, man, I need to talk
to you about something else.
Last Friday...
I kind of went out with Marley.
Kind of?
I mean, we didn't actually go anywhere.
We just kind of hung out and played SongPop
and Bad Piggies all night.
So this is like a thing?
Not if it's gonna make us mortal enemies again.
I'll end it if you want me to, but for the record,
I wasn't just gonna hump her and dump her.
Marley's different, she's special.
No, don't break it off because of me.
Yeah?
Yeah, but you better not snake
the dance lead from me, all right?
You don't get to have everything at this school.
That's all yours, dude.
I don't have any end zone moves anyway.
RACHEL: So I found out that I didn't get cast in Glass Menagerie,
KURT: Oh! But the NYADA Showcase is this week,
so I'm gonna spend the whole, long holiday weekend
just really prepping for it to make sure that I get it. Good.
Did you put in your application?
Yes, and I put it on Vogue.com stationery so it'd stand out.
I'm really feeling good about us staying home
for the weekend, don't you?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah-yeah- yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
We don't have to go home just because there's a show
or because it's a long weekend, right?
Right, no. I mean,
even though it's Thanksgiving,
and sectionals, and all our friends are there,
and I miss my dad.
I miss my dads, too, but I just feel like every time
we go home, it just makes me feel sad
and like we're not like moving forward, you know?
And even though we don't have our boyfriends,
we still have our dreams and our ambition.
And each other.
Yes. You are the only significant other I need
in my life. Oh...
I have to just, you know, forget about Finn
and forget about Brody.
Forget about Blaine.
Yeah, forget any guy who's broke an girl or guy's heart, okay?
We are on the verge of becoming
the best versions of ourselves. Can't you feel it?
For the first time, probably because
it's easier just to drink your Kool-Aid,
than go against you. I know what you mean.
Look. Look at our life.
Look at this city! Yeah.
I know that it can be a little sad and lonely sometimes,
but I promise you,
we are gonna have the best Thanksgiving ever.
Pinkie promise?
Pinky promise.
(synthesizer pop plays)
Okay, fellas,
Korean boy bands have been tearing up the music scene,
and there's a lot we can learn from them.
Follow my lead.
♪ Fantastic, baby, dance
♪ I wanna dance, dance, dance, dance ♪
Stretch it out.
♪ Fantastic, baby, dance
Sam, toes, bro! Dude, wear some shoes!
Jake, come on. Let's pick it up, man.
Come on, you guys gotta feel it.
Here we go. Hands, hip, quick feet.
Easy, Sam. You look like you're trying to mount someone.
This was what I call "The Big Tipper."
Big bills always came flying.
Ryder, looking good, man.
Those moves are legit, son.
Seriously, Jake?
Even I can do better. Come on.
Dude, lay off, okay? This isn't my style.
Show some more. Here we go.
Whoo!
Oh, this battle is over.
Looks like we got our new Gangnam front man right here.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha ♪
♪ Wow, fantastic, baby.
Along with being beautiful, the three of us
are National Showchoir Championship goddesses.
We are winners.
Which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you
with the inspiration that is the Unholy Trinity.
Santana, Brittany and I knew each other so well
that I could tell by the slightest quiver
in Santana's upper lip which way we were gonna move.
Whether our hips are gonna shake or shimmy.
No. You girls have to be tight up there, okay?
The judges love the feminine quality,
and the Warblers just don't have it.
It's about being individuals.
You know, we're all different.
But it's also about synchronicity.
Can you give us an example?
It's been a few months,
but I'm the three of us could
put together something on the fly.
(girls squeal)
Yeah!
♪
(The Supremes' "Come See About Me" begins)
♪ I've been cryin'
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm lonely
♪ For you ♪
♪ Smiles have all turned
♪ To tears ♪
♪ The tears won't wash away
♪ The fears
♪ That you're never, ever gonna return ♪
♪ To ease the fire that within me burns ♪
♪ It keeps me
♪ Cryin', baby, for you
♪ Keeps me sighin', baby, for you ♪
♪ So won't you hurry
♪ Come on, boy, see about me
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about your baby
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ I've given up my friends just ♪
♪ For you ♪
♪ My friends have gone and you
♪ Have, too ♪
♪ No peace shall I find
♪ Until you come back
♪ And be mine
♪ No matter what you do or say
♪ I'm gonna love you anyway
♪ Keep on cryin', baby, for you ♪
♪ I'm gonna keep sighin', baby, for you ♪
♪ So come on, hurry
♪ Come on and see about me
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about your baby
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ You know I'm so lonely
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ I love you only ♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about me
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ See about your baby
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ You know I'm so lonely
♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ I love you only ♪ Come see about me ♪
♪ Come see about me
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh.
(music ends)
(cheering, excited chatter)
Hey, are you... are you feeling okay?
You look like you're gonna hurl.
Um, I think I'm just really tired
from all the rehearsing.
(bell ringing)
KITTY: Now that we're alone, can I tell you a secret?
Of course.
If Finn hadn't paired us together,
I would've thrown such a hissy.
Why is that?
Because you're Quinn Fabray, and I idolize you.
You're Cheerios royalty.
Can I show you something? Sure.
Every day, I ask myself,
"What would Quinn Fabray do?"
It's really nice to know that people still remember me.
Remember you?
Oh, no, we aspire to be you, me especially.
What's with Marley?
She seemed a little out of it during rehearsal.
Oh, that one?
She's sweet as pie,
and I've tried to be a good friend to her,
but ever since she started dating Jake Puckerman,
I fear she's on the wrong path.
Word is he's pressuring her to swipe her V-card.
If that were to happen,
well, no one knows the dangers of a good girl
mixing with a Puckerman better than you.
I can't believe that you're not dancing with Brittany.
I've seen you.
You're incredible.
You told me that you love it.
You take lessons.
It's kind of an honor amongst bro thing with Ryder.
Look, he's being really cool about you and me,
and he wants the solo,
so I'm just trying to do him a solid.
Even if that means we lose sectionals?
(sighs)
Ryder's gonna be great.
I promise.
I will make sure he's great.
Now can I walk you to lunch please?
You've been skipping out on me all week.
Can't. I have to rehearse.
Because I'm not gonna be the one
who lets the team down.
(bell ringing)
Uh, guys, listen up.
Ms. July said that she does not want to teach today
because she can't stand to be in the same room
as your mediocrity again.
If you ask me, she just sounds super hung over.
Either way, I will be teaching Dance 101 today.
Is there a problem?
Well, you know, everyone here pays like, $30,000 a year
to be taught by a professional and not a T.A.
I'm sorry, are you angry at me about something?
You mean, besides the fact that you slept with Cassie?
And why do you care who I sleep with?
Do I really need to answer that?
Hey, I'm the one who came on to you,
remember? You broke off our date
to see another guy. Yeah, well, that's over now.
And what, so I'm supposed to have retroactively known
that that was gonna happen and not slept with Cassie?
All right, guys,
let's, uh, let's pair up and start with a basic fox-trot.
(music begins)
We're not in high school anymore, okay?
We're adults
making adult choices.
You made yourself unavailable.
Don't be that crazy girl
who expects people to read her mind.
Well, I'm sorry, but you don't have to be a mind reader to know
that she is my mortal enemy.
Did it at least suck? Are you kidding?
It was amazing. Have you seen her ass?
Look, but I know that we're friends
and I don't want to hurt you, so...
it won't happen again, okay?
Okay.
What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Going back to Ohio?
No, Kurt and I are doing
our little private orphan Thanksgiving here.
Wow, that sounds awful and depressing,
especially since I've tasted your cooking.
(chuckles) All right, guys, come on.
Let's take it from the top.
And this time, can we actually try?
So I can't afford to go home this year.
How about I come over and cook for you guys?
Yeah, that would be great.
Do you mind if I bring Cassie? Oh, shut up.
Just dance with me. Okay.
PUCK: That's a real solid you're doing for that Ryder dude.
"Bros before hos" was always my mantra in high school.
Well, it was after I knocked up my best friend's girlfriend.
Oh, speak of the devil I knocked up.
Back off of Marley.
Excuse me?
I got this, little bro.
See that furrowed brow, lips pursed,
hand on her hip, this is what I like
to call "Loopy Quinn."
It's an irrational state
that she apparently only reserves for Puckermans.
He's messing with her head.
He's pressuring her to have sex th him.
Who told you that? I don't need somebody to tell me
that the biggest womanizer in school
is trying to take advantage of the naive girl
who just wants to fit in and be loved,
especially if the womanizer's last name is Puckerman.
You don't know me. I'm a lot of thing he's not,
and I would never do that to Marley.
I don't believe you.
Quinn, I think you're being a little out of line here.
The only way you're gonna win sectionals
is if Marley's at her best.
And if you keep distracting her,
she's not going to be.
Hey. Oh!
Oh, Isabelle, I am so sorry.
I thought I was the last one here.
Its okay. Actually, I'm almost done.
I'm just, um, proofing the filmmaker roundtable.
Oh, I love that article.
Oh, good. I love Christmas movies.
Be honest, which one
are you looking forward to the most,
Les Miz or The Hobbit?
Oh, wow.
I love Peter Jackson,
but I'm obsessed with the French Revolution,
so, uh, I suppose it would have
to be... a double feature. A double feature?
(chuckles)
So, uh, do you have any fantabulous Thanksgiving plans?
For the last five years, I always went to Gore Vidal's
for dinner and Pictionary.
But you know, Gore passed away this year,
so I don't know.
I'll probably just get some turkey pizza
from Two Boots and, uh,
recreate my first Thanksgiving
in New York.
Well, if you're interested,
my roommate and I are hosting a bit of an orphan's dinner
out in Bushwick.
Bushwick? Ooh.
A rustic Thanksgiving.
(chuckles)
Can I bring some friends? Of course.
We'll have as many orphans
as Mr. Bumble's workhouse, right?
Gruel for everyone.
You seem in a better mood.
You and your ex
have a rapprochement?
Au contraire.
No, I'm closing the book
to that sad saga. I'm just...
I'm done. I'm done thinking about it.
I'm done thinking if we're gonna get back together,
wondering if we should get back together.
No, it's over.
I sent him a text.
Said, "Please, stop calling me to say you're sorry."
What's done is done."
You know. Well, listen,
nothing is better than being single in New York City,
but you know, if he's been reaching out to you...
Assuage his guilt?
No, sorry, cheater.
This petal needs to move on.
In my experience,
it's always easier for me to move on
if I've either had my apology accepted,
or in your case, accepted an apology.
You know,
sometimes it's the not forgiving that holds us back.
(sighs)
(bell rings)
QUINN: Try to make eye contact
with the judges, and don't be afraid
to give them a flirty little smile
or maybe even a wink.
You're really doing them a favor.
You're reminding them of their youth
and what might have been.
I'm gonna write that down.
You're the best mentor ever.
Seriously, the best.
Hola.
That bitch is pure evil.
I think she's sweet. Really?
Well, then why is she giving my girl laxatives?
Why are you going through my bag?
It's all part of being a mentor.
What is this, huh?
And don't tell me
it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up.
Those are like, from months ago.
I forgot they were even in there.
Your pretty little liar gave them to her.
I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye.
See, this is what my psych professor calls projecting.
You're projecting Kitty onto me.
Santana, we've graduated. It's really time
to get over this. Get over what?
You being jealous of me.
And why would I be jealous of you?
And please don't tell me
its because you're in some lame secret Nazi sorority.
Look, Homecoming weekend,
I went to Jodie Foster's clambake,
and that professor
that I was talking about,
well, he's 35,
smokes a pipe.
Well, he's divorcing his wife
who hasn't touched him for three years.
I'm dating him.
Wow, Twitter update!
Quinn is
all excited about another guy defining her life.
And what are you excited about?
Shaking pom-poms in Kentucky?
I mean, you want everybody to think that you're such a badass,
but really you're just a scared little girl
with low self-esteem
who's too frightened to chase her dreams.
Did Professor Patches teach you that one
in between quickies on his office couch?
Does he get so turned on
by teen moms who barely visit their kid?
(gasps)
What are you guys doing?
Nothing.
Quinn always was a genius slapper.
(bell rings)
(Psy's "Gangnam Style" plays over headphones)
(muttering lyrics)
Are you dancing
or impersonating a horny epileptic?
Dude, I can't concentrate on the moves
until I memorize the words.
(panting)
Najeneun...
Najeneun ttasaroun...
I mean, seriously?
Dude, it's Korean.
Just sing gibberish. Who cares?
And if you're concentrating
on the dance moves, you're doing it wrong.
(sighs) Well, that's how I work through everything.
I learn the basics, practice them over and over again,
and eventually I get it.
So, did you do an apple pie
500 times before you had sex?
(laughs)
It's exactly what I did, but I wore a condom
so I didn't make any apple fritters.
(laughs) Look.
Some things you can't overthink, okay?
You just got to let it come natural.
"Gangnam Style" isn't about technique.
It's about just letting yourself go.
Okay? (Psy's "Gangnam Style" plays)
♪ Hey, sexy lady Sexy lady...
♪ Wup, wup, wup, wup
♪ Wuppa Gangnam Style Whoa.
I thought you said you didn't have any moves.
(music stops) You asked me not to take everything
from you and I respect that.
Plus, it's kind of embarrassing
that I'm trained in ballet.
(laughs)
Like, seriously?
Like tutu and everything?
It doesn't leave this room.
Dude, you're obviously better than me.
If we want to win, you should do it.
How about
I just help you get better?
Okay.
But if at any point you want to bail,
or get food, or go get me food...
Let's start by watching this video one more time.
Maybe we'll be viewer 500 million.
(music plays)
There he goes.
A bag?
Yeah, I'm telling you, you put it in the bag and it self-bastes.
Tommy the turkey
is not gonna go dry.
Ina Garten would never cook a turkey in a bag.
Well, when Ina comes to cook you Thanksgiving dinner,
she can do as she pleases.
But our bird
is getting bagged. Mmm.
Guys, this is so great.
Yeah, it's like our own Big Chill.
Yeah, but no one breaks out into song. What?
Now, Rachel, get over here
and help me butter up Tommy.
Okay, well, I'm a vegetarian
so I can't eat it but I guess I can touch it.
Yeah. Okay, Mr. Tur... I'm very sorry.
Like that?
You got to get it in there.
Really show him that you love him.
You know? Just like that.
Is that good? Yeah, like that.
When you two are done using that turkey
as a courtship device, would you put it in the oven?
'Cause it's almost 5:00.
Oh, my God, it's almost time for sectionals to start.
Why are they having it on Thanksgiving anyway?
I'm sure they figured with everyone
home for the holiday, they would sell more tickets.
Most high schools have football games for Thanksgiving.
I remember my first sectionals.
I was so nervous.
I gave myself this pep talk in the mirror,
and I just began my soulful monologue by saying...
MARLEY: You are ready for this.
You look really good, your voice is strong.
It's time to make a little girl's dream come true.
I'm so hungry... but at least
my dress fits.
Wade... I mean, Unique, you're back!
Yes, in all her glory.
And as you can see, Miss Marley, she is ready for her close-up.
I thought your parents didn't want you wearing...
They don't.
They're trying to protect me.
But what they need to understand
is if I'm not being true to myself at least
when I'm performing, then there won't be
anything left inside me to protect.
So they can keep talking about sending me to a camp
for little boys who like to wear dresses,
but I will not and I cannot be ashamed of who I am
or how I look.
You look beautiful.
I think it's inspiring
how brave and proud you are.
I wish I was more like that.
Stop.
Hustle up, you two.
You're gonna miss show circle.
And welcome back, girl.
What's show circle? Come on.
It's a tradition before every competition.
It's something Mr. Shue made up.
And today I want to add to it.
Joe, how about you lead us in prayer?
PUCK: Whoa, dude, Old Testament.
There's Hebrews here. Yeah, okay.
This is one of my favorite Bible verses from Isaiah.
Considering that the Warblers are so good,
and that it's the first competition for a lot of you,
I think it's appropriate.
"So do not fear because I am with you.
"Do not be dismayed.
"I will strengthen you,
I will uphold you with my righteous hand."
And our righteous dance moves, amen. All right!
(indistinct chatter, applause)
Ugh! Man, I-I remember our first sectionals
like it was yesterday.
We came together as a team because we had to.
Because no one outside our circle
knew how much we'd been through,
and how much it meant to us to win it.
This is our house.
Look into the faces of these graduates.
They've been to the mountaintop.
This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.
On three?
ALL: One, two, three!
A... mazing!
MAN (over P.A.): A reminder that
the American Legion Turkey Shoot begins at 6:00 p.m.
So, please, drive carefully.
Now, put your hands together
for our distinguished panel of judges!
(applause and cheering)
Lima News Obituary Editor, Stan Cook!
(band plays flourish, applause and cheering)
Chief Historian of the Lima Locomotive Museum,
Harrison Paolucci!
(band plays flourish)
And the 2012.
Defiance County Catfish Queen, Allison Metcalf!
(drumroll)
(cheering, whistling)
(whispering): Break a leg.
I'm Hunter Clarington, and we're the Dalton Academy Warblers.
Hope you enjoy the show.
♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah ♪
♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah ♪ (whistling tune)
♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah... ♪
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪
♪ Let me know
♪ Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it ♪
♪ And we start real slow
♪ You just put your lips together ♪
♪ And you come real close
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪
♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah ♪ ♪ Here we go
♪ Oh, oh ♪ Ching, chinga-ching, ching-ching, ching-ching ♪
♪ Ching, chinga-ching, chinga, ching-ching ♪ ♪ Oh, oh
♪ Look ♪
♪ I'm betting you like people ♪ Ching, chinga-ching ♪
♪ And I'm betting you love freak mode ♪
♪ And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls ♪
♪ And stroke your little ego
♪ I bet you I'm guilty, Your Honor ♪
♪ That's just how we live in my genre ♪ ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Bet your lips spin back around corner ♪
♪ Slow it down, baby, take a little longer ♪
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪ ♪ Yeah
♪ Let me know
♪ Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it ♪
♪ And we start real slow
♪ You just put your lips together ♪
♪ And you come real close
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? ♪
♪ The sun, the sun, the sun ♪
(cheering) ♪ Here we go
(whistling) ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Whistle, baby
♪ Whistle baby
♪ Whistle, baby! ♪ (whistling)
♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
♪ It's like everywhere I go my whistle ready to blow ♪
♪ Shorty don't leave a note, she can get any by the low ♪
♪ Told me she's not a pro, it's okay, it's under control ♪
♪ Show me soprano, 'cause girl, you can handle ♪
♪ So amusing ♪ Amusing ♪
♪ Now you can make a whistle with the music ♪ ♪ Music ♪
♪ Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it ♪ ♪ Do it ♪
♪ Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it ♪ ♪ Lose it ♪
♪ Can you blow my whistle... ♪ Whistle, baby, whistle, baby ♪
♪ Let me know ♪
♪ Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it ♪ ♪ Oh, baby
♪ And we start real slow ♪ ♪ Gonna show you how to do it
♪ You just put your lips together ♪ ♪ Gonna show you how to do it
♪ And you come real close ♪ ♪ Do it, do it, do it, baby
♪ Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby ♪
♪ Oh, oh
♪ Here we go
(whistling tune) ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Oh, oh
♪ Blow my whistle, baby
♪ Oh ♪ Whistle, baby ♪
♪ Here we go.
(audience cheering)
(One Directions' "Live While You're Young" begins)
♪ Dah, nah-nah, nah, nah
♪ Chick, chick, chick ♪
♪ Dah-dah, nah-nah, nah-nah
♪ Chick, chick, chick ♪
♪ Hey, girl, I'm waiting on ya
♪ I'm waiting on ya
♪ Come on and let me sneak you out ♪
♪
♪ And have a celebration
♪ A celebration
♪ The music up, the window's down ♪
♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be doing what we do ♪
♪ Just pretending that we're cool ♪
♪ And we know it, too
♪ We know it, too ♪ ♪ Whoo! ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do ♪
♪ Just pretending that we're cool ♪
♪ So tonight
♪ Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy (cheering)
♪ Till we see the sun
♪ I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love ♪
♪ And never, never, never stop for anyone ♪
♪ Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Want to live while we're young ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young ♪
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ Dah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ And girl
♪ Tonight we're about to make some memories ♪
♪ Tonight ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ I want to live while we're young ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ We want to live while we're young ♪
♪ Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy (cheering)
♪ Till we see the sun
♪ I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love ♪
♪ And never, never, never stop for anyone ♪
♪ Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young ♪
♪ Gonna live, gonna live ♪
♪ We're gonna live while we're young ♪
♪ Gonna live, gonna live ♪
♪ Gonna live while we're young ♪
♪ Gonna live, gonna live ♪
♪ Want to live while we're young ♪
♪ Tonight let's get some
♪ And live while we're young.
(audience cheering)
KURT: You okay?
Mm. Yeah. I was having a moment.
You know, every year, over,
like, an assortment of pies, my dads and I would sing
these holiday medleys by the piano.
And, I don't know, I'm just starting to feel like maybe
that part of my life is over.
Oh, sweetie, as long as we're in each other's lives,
holiday medleys will never be over.
(whispers): Promise me?
Okay. (gasps) How's it going?
Oh, this bird is done. Oh.
Yeah. (knocking)
All right, Kurt, do you want to do the honors?
No, thanks. I'm not even having turkey after
the way you guys manhandled it.
Can I help you?
Isabelle Wright invited us to an Orphan Party here?
Oh, right. Uh, yeah, apparently, we're having a party.
Oh. Okay. Welcome. Come on in.
KURT: By the way,
have any of you heard from Isabelle?
I tried calling her earlier, but I got her voice mail.
She was stopping at some new club opening next to Pyramid
over in the East Village. (phone buzzing)
Oh, wait. This is her now.
Uh, hello?
Hey, I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight.
(car horn honking)
And by bitch, I mean this rain.
No cabs nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig and the heels and the lashes
and the ear, and take a train
to the club.
So I hope you're up, girl,
'cause we are all coming over.
Lock the door, lower the blinds,
light up the smoke machine, and put on your heels,
'cause I know exactly what we need.
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ I want to have a kiki ♪ Lock the doors tight
♪ Let's have a kiki ♪ Mother
♪ I'm gonna let you have it
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ I want to have a kiki
♪ Dive, turn, work
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ We're gonna serve and work and turn ♪
♪ H-honey
Wait, wait. What's a kiki?
♪ A kiki is a party
♪ For calming all your nerves
♪ We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts ♪
♪ When they deserve
♪ And though the sun is rising
♪ Few may choose to leave
♪ So shade that lid and we'll all bid ♪
♪ Adieu to your ennui
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ I want to have a kiki ♪ Lock the doors tight
♪ Let's have a kiki ♪ Mother
♪ I'm gonna let you have it
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ I want to have a kiki, dive, turn, work ♪
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ We're gonna serve and work and turn ♪
♪ It's turkey lurkey time
♪ Tom turkey ran away but he just came home ♪
♪ It's turkey lurkey time
♪ He's really home to stay, never one to roam ♪
♪ Let's make a wish
♪ And may all your wishes come true ♪
♪ Turkey lurkey
♪ Goosey loosey
♪ Some for Uncle Joe
♪ Some for Cousin Lucy
♪ Everybody gather round the table ♪
♪ Dig in, dinner's being served ♪
♪ Eat all the turkey you are able ♪
♪ Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? ♪
♪ Climb up and bring it down for me ♪
♪ That's something I would like to see ♪
♪ This kiki is marvelous
♪ Kiki, Soso, oui oui, non non
♪ Kiki, Soso
♪ Oui oui, non non
♪ Let's have a kiki I want to have a kiki ♪
♪ Lock the doors tight
♪ Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her ♪
♪ I'm gonna let you have it
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ I want to have a kiki, boots, turn, queen ♪
♪ Let's have a kiki
♪ We're gonna serve and work and turn ♪
♪ Let's have a kiki!
(whoops, laughs)
This is the best Thanksgiving ever!
If I timed this right,
Robin will wake up just as the New Directions hit the stage.
She's a very fussy baby,
so she'll be wailing through their entire performance.
Is this seat taken?
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! (laughs)
Oh, so good to see you. I'm so sorry I'm late.
You made it, didn't you? You made it.
America is thrilled.
ANNOUNCER: They traveled 87 miles
by horse and buggy
to drop an old school beat.
The Rosedale Mennonites!
♪ America
♪ Ah...
♪ Over the river and through the woods ♪
♪ To Grandmother's house we go
♪ The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh ♪
♪ Through the white and drifted snow ♪
♪ Over the river and through the woods ♪
♪ Trot fast, my dapplgray e
♪ Spring over the ground like a hunting hound ♪
♪ For this is Thanksgiving Day
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪
♪ She'll be coming round
♪ The mountain when she comes
♪ Oh, when she comes
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪
♪ A...
♪ Mer... i... ca
♪ America!
(cheering, whistling)
I love you guys. Good job.
(whispering): Mr. Shue is here.
(cell phone buzzing) What?
What? Yes.
Hello?
Hey.
Can you hear me? It's kind of loud out here.
Um, yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
Have you guys performed yet?
Uh, no, not yet.
Kurt, I just want you to know that
no matter...
Just let me talk for a second.
Look, you've... you've said you're sorry a million times.
And...
I believe you.
And I'm trying to forgive you, but...
...I'm just not there yet.
But...
it's Thanksgiving, and it's sectionals, and...
I miss you like crazy.
And... I can't stand not talking to you,
even though I'm mad at you.
'Cause you're still my best friend.
You're mine, too.
At Christmas, we... we need to have a mature heart-to-heart.
And maybe if it's cold enough,
we can go ice skating on the Auglaize River,
and get hot chocolate
anywhere but the Lima Bean,
because when I was working there I saw a mouse.
(laughs)
So, uh, we're really gonna see each other at Christmas?
Yeah.
Well, don't let any of those hideous Warblers win.
All right?
Break a leg.
Happy Thanksgiving.
H-happy Thanksgiving.
Kurt, I love you so much.
I love you, too.
(sniffles, phone beeps)
(dance music playing)
(music fades)
You okay?
Yeah.
You don't look okay.
Okay, fine, I'm not okay.
Look, look...
It's just nerves.
It's a good thing. You can use it.
I don't know how it's a good thing
when I haven't slept in days,
and I'm sweating
when it's not even hot,
and I feel like if we don't win,
it's going to be all my fault.
I'm going to let all you guys down.
Finn, the graduates, and my mom.
Jake, you got a second?
Not now. Can it wait?
Not really. I need you to take the dance lead.
I think I sprained my ankle during warm-ups.
You're not limping. What's going on?
Look, it was really cool what you did,
but a few days of rehearsal and practice
doesn't make me as good as you.
And you don't put in
second-string QB just to be nice.
Because it's not nice... the whole team
suffers, and we have to win this.
Just do it, okay?
(sighs) Yeah.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage,
the New Directions!
Come on.
You're gonna kill this. Hm.
(audience cheering)
All right.
Good luck, you guys.
(Psy's "Gangnam Style" begins)
♪ Oppa gangnam style
♪ Gangnam style
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Naje-neun ttasaroun
♪ Inkanjeo-gin yeoja
♪ Keopi hanjanye yeoyureuraneun ♪
♪ Pumkyeok I-nneun yeoja
♪ Bami omyeon shimjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja ♪
♪ Keureon banjeon I-nneun yeoja ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Naneun sana-i naje-neun neomankeum ttasaroun ♪
♪ Geureon sanai
♪ Keopi shikgido jeone wonsyas ♪
♪ Ttaerineun sana-i
♪ Bami omyeon shimjangi teojyeobeorineun sana-i ♪
♪ Keureon sana-i
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Areumdawo
♪ Sarangseureowo
♪ Keurae neo ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Keurae baro neo ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Areumdawo
♪ Sarangseureowo
♪ Keurae neo
♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Keurae baro neo
♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Chigeumbu-teo kal dekkaji
♪ Kabolkka-ka-ka-ka-ka
(audience cheering)
♪ Oppa gangnam style
♪ Gangnam style
♪ Op, op, op, op
♪ Oppa gangnam style
♪ Uh
♪ Gangnam style
♪ Op, op, op, op
♪ Oppa gangnam style
♪ Eh...
♪ Sexy lady
♪ Op, op, op, op
♪ Oppa gangnam style
♪ Eh...
♪ Sexy lady
♪ Op, op, op, op
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Ttwiineun nom keu wiie
♪ Naneun nom, baby, baby
♪ Naneun mwol jom aneun nom, ttwiineun nom ♪
♪ Keu wiie naneun nom, baby, baby ♪
♪ Naneun mwol jom aneun nom ♪ You know what I'm saying
♪ Oppa gangnam style
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
♪ Eh... sexy lady
♪ Op, op, op, op
♪ Oppa gangnam style
(distantly): ♪ Eh... sexy lady
(normal): ♪ Op, op, op, op
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, oppa gangnam style ♪
♪ Uh!
(audience cheering)
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